I have shitty karma.
Just take a look at today. Got up at 7am with a burning fever. Stood in line for the bus at 8.30am with about a gazillion other people all sweating, swearing and turning red in the eyes. When a bus finally did come there was a small riot, nothing too big, a few eyes lost among the crowd, nothing more, and more than half the crowd was still there, including yours truly ( who, by the way, is still too much of a gentlemen to shove a comely woman out of the way ).
Things were about the same for the second bus. It was 9.30am by now, I'd already missed half the class and things couldn't get any worse.
Of course, it could rain.
Which it did, of course.
I did, however, manage to get on the 9.45 bus along with Math and Gane. Made it to the second class for the day, visited the clinic and got panadol for my trouble. Then I got back to a hot shower, delicious food and a woman who loves me.
No, wait. Thats just my delirium talking.