Well I finally did it. I sent something to get published.
I really have to thank Sham chechi for getting me into it. Even if it doesn't make it to print, or rather, to monitor screens everywhere, I still feel a sense of accomplishment. I did something with myself. Thanks chechi!
I was born on World Toilet Day by the way.
I know it comes as a shock to most of you. I'm sure you were expecting something important, something earth-shaking to have happened the day I was born.
No? Why not?
's ok I don't hold it against you. Well, I expected that something important would have happened on my birthday. Like an important discovery or something. Anybody know when they discovered Oreos? You don't know that either? What have you been doing with yourself ?
It's ok if I don't know when they discovered Oreos. I've been too busy eating them.
World Toilet Day man. wOrLD tOiLeT daY.
I guess World Toilet Day is important too. Not as important as World Living Room day, or World Garden Patio day, but still important. Where would we be without toilets ? Behind bushes, thats where.
So appreciate your toilet. Do something nice for it. Buy it some flowers, take it out to dinner. At least get it a card, man.
"To the best toilet in the world - Stink you very much"
Get it ? Get it ? I replaced thank with stink. Isn't that clever?
No?
You're impossible.