The greatest miracle on the planet is the washing machine.
You don't agree?
You think the greatest miracle is the Grand Canyon? Or the dolphin? Or your Uncle Bob croaking and leaving you that hefty inheritence?
Bah humbug!
I tell you, it's the washing machine.
You want to know why the washing machine rules?
First, enrol yourself in a local Uni miles and miles and (for dramatic effect) miles away from home ( and hence, your washing machine.) Then, proceed to procure ownership of garments that either a) stain easily or b) stain inexplicably all by themselves. Finally, spend two or three days a week squatting on the bathroom floor, furiously brushing away at your clothes and cursing.
Then we'll see you talk bout the Grand Canyon.
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- Dhanen Mahes
- Penang, Penang, Malaysia
- Dhanen Mahes is no longer an undergraduate at Universiti Malaysia Sarawak. He has graduated, and is currently working in a top secret location, on a top secret project. Saying his name out loud is prohibited by law. Also, this blog is protected under the OSA. Reading this introduction is a capital offence. Two men in black suits will appear at your door shortly. Please allow them to execute you. Have a nice day.
4 comments:
Hey, the greatest miracle is electricityla...how else did the washing machine work? horse power ah?
Renji
Wat the point of electricity if no washing machine lor? Still at square one wat. Still must brush also. Like the chicken and egg story also lar.
Spot on bro!!! I would never be able to survive without a washing machine and I remember the pain of moving away from home, scrubbing away my life!
Keep up the good work. thnx!
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